King Siva

Of all the kingdoms in existence there are few that can say their king was without a doubt the most block-headed, dim-witted king of all time. The King (as he is only known by) rules over the magical land in which Mink, Dick Saucer and his grouchy daughter Princess Vina resides in. But as a ruler the king cares little for his own people and mainly worries himself with eliminating Mink. Many years ago Mink's father, Ruth, was once The King's best swordsman. When a red dragon appeared The King ordered Ruth to slay it. But Ruth somehow fell in love with the dragon, married her, had a child named Mink, and lived his life out happily ever after. Now The King desires to marry Ruth's wife... that is after he kills him of course. However, The King is a very straight forward and unintelligent man. Relying on the persuasion of others, he punishes people with a giant block of stone called "the king's crushing anger". Once the king has something on his mind, he'll stop at nothing to accomplish his task... even though he buckles under pressure and is cowardly as well. Rosario suggested using Mink as bait for Ruth's surrender, but after her supposed